Ms. Whip

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  What kind of kisser are you?

  by LittleToe in

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  what kind of kisser are you?

  http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/.

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  Ms. Whip

  I like XXXXXXXXXXXX* -smuckers

  
  

  
  

  omg this thread!

  apostates are soooo nasty! no wonder you guys are all going to die at armageddon!!!

  (*btw...me too)

  with a name like smuckers, you've got to be good.
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  What kind of kisser are you?

  by LittleToe in

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  what kind of kisser are you?

  http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/.

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  Ms. Whip

  My specialty is lightly kissing the neck and shoulders, and alittle nibbling the ears.

  Acadian

  i think i'd like a demonstration. just to make sure that is indeed your specialty.
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  Ever think about going BACK?

  by jeeprube in

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  i haven't been to a meeting for 3 or 4 years now.

  (it's been so long i can't really remember).

  but lately i've considered going back.

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  Ms. Whip

  is this a joke thread?

  ...sorry, new here.
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  Does JWD fill a VOID in your life?

  by ballistic in

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  does jwd fill a void in your life or does the internet in general do so?.

  or do you think life is made up of lots of little voids we fill with tv, internet and so on.. what would you be doing if it wasn't for tv or the internet?.

  is the issue how much time you spend on one thing?

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  Ms. Whip

  someone's thread stalking me.
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  IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.......

  by Mary in

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  where would you live??

  for me, it'd be: hawaii..........no more filthy rotten lousy snow in april and may......or any other time of the year for that matter..............hell, i'd be willing to live on the beach if i could..........

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  Ms. Whip

  i'd live in a van down by the river.
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  Does JWD fill a VOID in your life?

  by ballistic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does jwd fill a void in your life or does the internet in general do so?.

  or do you think life is made up of lots of little voids we fill with tv, internet and so on.. what would you be doing if it wasn't for tv or the internet?.

  is the issue how much time you spend on one thing?

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  Ms. Whip

  What would you be doing if it wasn't for TV or the internet?

  right now? saturday afternoon? pre-internet?

  i'd probably be taking a service break at burger king picking up fries off the floor that sister oblivious' kid threw down. i'd spend the afternoon cleaning my car out, getting my house ready for the bookstudy and organizing my bookbag. then a relaxing evening of studying the watchtower and writing every scripture down in the margin so i could dazzle the congregation with my brilliance the next day. i'd pick out the hottest/yet tastefully modest dress for the meeting in the morning. i'd call up a bible study and make arrangements for sunday afternoon, cuz who actually wants to work door to door in your best sunday outfit and heels?

  i say thank gawd for jwd and internet porn... my life is so much more meaningful.
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  What kind of kisser are you?

  by LittleToe in

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  what kind of kisser are you?

  http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/.

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  Ms. Whip

  Part Playful Kisser

  Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
  You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
  Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
  And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

  Part Passionate Kisser

  For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
  If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
  You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
  A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

  anyone wanna play spin the bottle? lol
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  Are there any "BLONDES" here with an I.Q. over 100 ????

  by JH in

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  this thread won't go far .

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  Ms. Whip

  blondes give blondes a bad name.

  
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  Ms. Whip, Where Are You?!

  by ColdRedRain in

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  we may need to have a special needs talk on attendance if you don't show up!

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  Ms. Whip

  We may need to have a special needs talk on attendance if you don't show up! -ColdRedRain

  I see Mr. Psycho has been taking his meds properly. Now be a good boy and share the little pills.

  it's understandable why you've been

  missing ms. whip.

  flogging is hard work you know,

  especially when you mix it with religion.

  now get on your knees

  and pray to the great hoover in the sky.
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  Furries, Who Else Hates Them?

  by ColdRedRain in

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  personally, i think they're perverts.

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  Ms. Whip

  did anyone else watch the "fur and loathing" episode on CSI? lol

  here's an excerpt:

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  [INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - INTERVIEW ROOM -- DAY]
  
  (CATHERINE and BRASS reinterview BUD SIMMONS sexy the cat.)
  
  BRASS: Okay, bud, I'm going to get right to it. Bob Pitt's semen was found all
  over your kitty costume.
  
  CATHERINE: You lied to us. You were doing a little more than grooming.
  
  BUD SIMMONS: It started as a skritch, then everyone got in a furpile and pretty
  soon, we were all yiffing.
  
  (Quick flashback to: The Furpile, whipping sounds and animal whimperings in the
  background. You want more description, go watch the episode. End of flashback.
  Resume to present.)
  
  CATHERINE: I get "furpile." Define "yiffing."
  
  BUD SIMMONS: In a furpile, when all the animals start rubbing and wiggling,
  some of them start to do things.
  
  (Quick flashback to: The furpile and obscene animal groaning noises. You want
  more description, then you really need to watch the episode. End of flashback.
  Resume to present.)
  
  BRASS: The kind of things that leave semen on your fur?